Friday 5 July 2013

EXCLUSIVE: My Breasts Came From Mars!

Welcome to the biggest hit of 2013: My Breasts Came From Mars!

High concept all the way, baby: a young woman goes in for a breast implant, but gets more than she ever bargained for!

It's got explosions, boobs, fast cars, catch phrases, sex, more boobs, gun fights, fist fights, cat fights, alien invasions, and a heart rending love story that will leave you sobbing. What more could you want?

Take a gander at the cover and order your copy today! Order ten!
Top that Michael Bay!
Check out our exclusive one-page preview if you aren't convinced, dear readers, because you will be: